8 Oct 2009
Feasibility study on high-speed trains on
1 Sept 2009
‘Stop grants to deemed varsities’
Mr. Banerjee, who was here to take part in a camp for SFI members, told presspersons on Sunday that deemed universities had become business centres and did not cater for the educational needs of the poor. Chhattisgarh had become the hub of deemed universities, he said and added that the grants to these universities should be stopped, as recommended by the Yash Pal Committee.
He sought implementation of the committee’s recent report on improving higher education (the committee had recommended, among other things, abolition of the deemed university concept and conversion of a few deserving deemed universities into full-fledged ones).
Only nine per cent of Indians pursued higher education whereas the global average was 20 per cent. Even in Africa, the rate was 20 per cent he pointed out and demanded that the Centre earmark six per cent of budgetary allocations for education.
Mr. Banerjee charged the BJP with ‘saffronising’ education in the States ruled by it. History textbooks were being altered systematically in Karnataka, Jharkhand and Rajasthan, he said and sought a comprehensive legislation to regulate fee structure, admission process, and the curriculum. While more and more women from minority communities were taking to higher education of late, surreptitious efforts were on to keep them away from the mainstream. The SFI was against the ‘saffronisation’ of education, he said.
Mr. Banerjee opposed the Bill on Foreign Education Providers by stating that under this Bill, the Government was trying to open up the education market in the country to foreign universities. If the Bill were to be implemented, a situation might arise where foreign universities would convert India into an education market without Government control.
The SFI had succeeded in preventing the Government from passing this Bill in the past 10 years, he claimed. H.R. Naveen Kumar, president of the State unit of the SFI, alleged that the Karnataka Government was ‘saffronising” education by privatising the mid-day meal scheme. Thousands of poor women employed in preparing food were being rendered jobless, he said.
Central team visits rain-hit areas in Udupi district
The team visited the completely damaged house of Jalaja Poojarti in the Puttur area here. Ms. Poojarti’s granddaughter Jyoti, a PUC student, told the team that the house was damaged by heavy rain on July 20. The family had received compensation of Rs. 25,000, she said.
The team members asked Deputy Commissioner P. Hemalatha if some relief could be provided under the Ashraya scheme.
Ms. Hemalatha said that she would have to check whether further relief could be provided under the urban Ashraya scheme.
The pathetic condition of Ms. Poojarti’s house was there for all to see. The walls of Ms. Poojarti’s house have collapsed. Many utensils and household items have been kept outside the house. Ms. Poojarti lives with her daughter Vasanti, granddaughter Jyoti, and grandson Gangadhar. An official said that the family of Ms. Poojarti was below the poverty line (BPL).
Earlier, Ms. Poojarti told presspersons that the authorities should pay her adequate compensation to get her house properly repaired. She and her family members were now living in a relative’s house. An emotional Ms. Poojarti broke down many times while explaining the condition of her house and family.
“My daughter Vasanti works as a labourer. Our financial condition is bad. There are no foodgrains in my house,” she said. The Central team, comprising Joint Secretary in the Home Ministry B. Bhamathi; Joint Director of Rural Development, New Delhi, P. Manoj Kumar; and Senior Research Officer in the Planning Commission R.K. Sharma; along with Superintending Engineer, Public Works Department, Bangalore, C.R. Gangadhar; and Ms. Hemalatha, visited Siddapur, Belve, Halady, Ulloor, Shankarnarayana, Kundapur, Aroor, Udupi-Puttur, Udyavar, Padukere, Bada,
31 Aug 2009
Monsoon was active over Coastal Karnataka
Monsoon was active over Coastal Karnataka.
Rainfall occurred at a few places over Interior Karnataka.
Heavy rainfall amounts (cm): Kota 11; Bajpe 8, Udupi 9; Ankola 7.
Other Chief rainfall amounts(cm): Panambur, Bantwal, Karkala, Kundapura 6 each; Mani 5; Belthangadi, Siddapur Bhatkal (both Uttar Kannada dt), Honavar, Karwar, Chincholli 4 each; Mulki, Puttur, Mangalore, Kumta, Sirsi, Alland, Sedam, Kammardi, Lakkavalli, Kottur 3 each; Dharmasthala, Yadgir, Talguppa 2 each; Sulya, Joida, Londa, Bidar, Chitapura, Manvi, Madikeri, Madapura, Bhagamandala, Agumbe Hosadurga, Sringeri, Mudigere, Sakaleshapura, Arasikere, C.N.Halli 1 each.
Forecast valid until Wednesday morning: Rain/thundershowers likely to occur at many places over the State.
Farmers Weather Bulletin: Light to moderate rain likely to occur at many places over all the districts of Coastal Karnataka, North Interior Karnataka and South Interior Karnataka.
Heavy rainfall warning : Heavy rain likely to occur at isolated places over the State during next 48 hours.
Outlook for subsequent two days : Increase in rainfall is expected over the State.
Local forecast: Generally cloudy. Rain/thundershowers likely.
18 Jul 2009
Udupi: Customary ‘Baagina’ Offering to Swarna River on July21
Addressing the media persons at a press conference held here on Friday July 17, Rao said that Swarna River that originates in the Western Ghats, flows through the plains, before joining the Arabian Sea. It is the lifeline of peasants and citizens alike, providing drinking water and water for the agricultural activities and plantations across the district. Swarna River is supplying drinking water to the citizens in 35 wards under the local municipality and 20 villages in the district, he explained.
Sage Yugapurusha Vadiraj had stated in his scriptures that those who bathe in Suvarna River on Chaturdashi day get blessed abundantly, besides being cleansed of their sins by Lord Krishna. In the backdrop of this, district in-charge and state home minister Dr V S Acharya will initiate the tradition of offering ‘Baagina’ to Swarna River along with his wife on Tuesday morning, in order to express the gratitude of the people for the abundant supply of water to all people throughout the district, he added.
Meanwhile, the offering of ‘Baagina’ will become a tradition that will be continued in the future by the district in-charge ministers. Accordingly, ‘Baagina’ programme will be held on Tuesday morning, in association with the citizens and district administration. It will be attended by the deputy commissioner, peoples’ representatives and Sri Laxmivarateerta Swami of Shiroor Mutt.
Chimbra Siddi Vinayaka temple managing trustee Krishnamurti Shivattaya, Vasudev Bhat, Ramesh Naik, Harikrishna Shivattaya and Padigar Srinivas Tantri were present at the press conference.
15 Jul 2009
Highway destroyed
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Udupi: Rs 1.8 lakh worth jewellery robbed from temple
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29 Jun 2009
Mangalore: Rain returns With Vengeance - Drenches Coast, Claims One Life
Traffic suffered in parts of the city on Thursday as artificial floods were created because of the storm drains blocked by people who have created cement patches to bridge the height between the foot paths and the roads to pave way for the entry of vehicles, besides the road repair works going on in some places. A labourer was injured after the pit he was digging for a building in Ashoknagar area in the city caved in on Thursday.
There are reports that Puttur, Bantwal, Sullia and Beltangady taluks too have been receiving very good rains. Udupi recorded a rain of 10 cms till Wednesday morning. While most of the places in the coast received between five and seven cms, the city got three cms of rainfall. There has been long power lay offs presumably because of the rain, putting people to lot of inconveniences.
An agriculturists named Gopal Poojary (50) from Pernankila village in Udupi district died because of lightning, when he was about to leave his home to his fields on Thursday morning. He was immediately taken to a hospital, but was pronounced brought dead. Two houses in Muggeri of Havanje village in Udupi district too suffered partial damages due to lightning.
11 Jun 2009
MaduraiMKU study centres coming up in udupi
Date:11/06/2009URL: http://www.thehindu.com/2009/06/11/stories/2009061153180300.htm
10 Jun 2009
Rural employment training
Make Brahmavar taluk headquarters
Train to bangalore
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Rain in udupi
Mangalore: Rain Lashes Twin-districts again
Daijiworld.com - Mangalore,India
Vehicular traffic was affected for some time, after Udupi city bus
area got inundated as the rain water could not flow freely through the
storm drains.
- Udupi
Two criminals nabbed, country made pistol seized in Udupi
SahilOnline - Bangalore,Karnataka,India
Udupi: The town police have arrested two hard core criminals involved
in various dacoity incidents in Mumbai near Santhekatte in the town
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Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?Can bald men get lice?When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?Does the postman deliver his own mail?Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?Was Jesus a virgin when he died?Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? 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